You're three months out from those New Year's resolutions and things aren't looking good (stamina's bleak, muscles are weak). Contrary to reports, you can give no thanks to Kanye's work-out plan as you are not, in point of fact, currently the envy of all your friends.

With spring just around the corner, and summer not too far behind, suffice it to say, "It's Crunch time!" Literally.

Get right for the summer with a kick-butt LB Loot exclusive: a one-month membership to Crunch Gym for $39 (normally $135 per month). That's 71% off for those of you not so into number crunching!

With multiple locations scattered throughout Manhattan and Brooklyn, you've got no excuse to skip the gym - especially not one boasting top-tier facilities with state of the art equipment, trained fitness professionals and more classes than you can imagine. While Crunch has you covered on the basics (e.g., Pilates, yoga, spinning) this gym truly prides itself on constantly inventing unique classes that are guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Below are just a few of our fave classes offered at Crunch:

BOING with Kangoo (shown above)
Kangoo is the exercise boot with bounce. Strap on a pair of Kangoos, equipped with springs on the bottom and hop, jog, and jump your way through this low impact workout.

AntiGravity(R) Yoga 'Wings'
Stretch further and hold challenging postures longer using a flowing fabric hammock as your only prop. With the fabric as a soft trapeze, you'll learn simple suspension techniques to move into seemingly impossible inverted poses to relieve compressed joints and align the body from head to toe.

Beaming
Go beyond total body training in this mentally invigorating, core-based training experience. This barefoot workout is performed on the Beamfit, a 6 inch wide, 5 foot long beam that creates instability to improve balance and coordination all while creating perfect alignment from head to toe.

BodyWeb with TRX System(R)
Hang from the durable TRX system ropes to push, pull, lift and lower your body through Spiderman moves for a total body suspension workout that also super-strengthens your core.

Street Fighter
Float like a butterfly and sting like a street fighter in this fluid motion martial arts class. Discover new strength and agility moves inspired by martial arts, dance and basic gymnastics.

Pole Dancing
The dancer's pole isn't just for professionals anymore. This challenging and sexy class combines intense upper body and core strength, coordination, and balance to turn even the shyest performers into toned and sultry vixens.

Pop Videography
Learn the choreography featured in some of the most iconic music videos from the turn of the millennium: Madonna's "Music", N'Sync's "Bye, Bye, Bye" and Britney's, "Oops, I did It Again".

And this is just the tip of the iceberg! Crunch offers over 100 unique classes all of which are included in your month-long membership. So follow these instructions exactly: work it out, go beserk, and grab this Loot now.

The only thing not included in this workout plan is a new playlist for your ipod.